'You want a one page assignment? I'll give you a one page assignment': Professor makes college student shorten 11-page document, student maliciously complies

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    Professor, you want a one page assignment? I'll give you a one page assignment.
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    Don't worry, no hard feelings were caused. Context. For a previous assignment I had to research a topic, so I
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    made an 11-page document (I admit it did have a lot of extraneous info though). I didn't want to print it so I emailed it to my friend to present it on her iPad.
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    When I presented my submission, the professor was confused, so he wanted all of us to redo the assignment, this time only one page.
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    So I had an idea. I simply exported a PDF of my original document with all 11 pages on a single sheet (with the feature in Adobe Acrobat where you can print multiple pages
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    on one sheet) that I called my prank file. Don't worry, I also made a legitimate submission that was shortened to two pages (the professor
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    was OK with it). I emailed both files to my friend, then instructed her to open my prank submission first, then
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    right as the professor becomes disappointed in my work to pull up my actual submission next.
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    Today I go to class and I eagerly await as I see my friend open the prank file and show it to my professor. We all laughed and he commented on how tiny the text was.
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    Then she opened my actual submission and I presented that work. He congratulated me on completing the assignment. What a day.
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    TL;DR: Professor asked me to redo my assignment and shorten an 11-page document to one page, so I printed all
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    11 pages on one sheet in a PDF and presented it to my professor. Then I presented my actual submission.
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    whim... • 18m ago Why is your friend so involved in your delivery of assignments
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    Apprehensive Hat8986 5m ago • Because they have a tablet. OP doesn't have to print it out to do the presentation. Saves paper.
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    Suffic... • 14m ago. I bet the winter nights just fly by
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    Worth... 3m ago • . As a professor I would not have been impressed or amused. Can't do the assignment as prescribed? Fail.
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